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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    These fucking motherfuckers hurt almost constantly with me kitty-cri-screm

    What a terrible design. Skulls must have been made by Elon Musk

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Evilution: hahaha face go squish, sinuses get clogged

      • coeliacmccarthy [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        sorry, large brain more important than two usable nostrils lol

      • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        screm

  • chickentendrils [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Try to create mind-muscle connections to face muscles. While stoned I’ve had good luck finding these connections (to glutes, hip flexors, abs, etc years ago when I had to fix my posture). In the past I had to turn my head upside-down or massage my face. It’s a nice sensation, like a milder version of any other activity that feels relieving. For me at least it feels like the inside of the roof of my mouth or the stuff right behind my nostrils is being pulled back into my skull and all the pressure equalizes. Sometimes pushing these muscles upward or outward is required for me but I don’t usually have to focus on it after making them manual adjustment. I confirmed my face is not changing in the mirror, and when I do engage external facial muscles it’s less effective.

    • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      You’re trying to become a Bene Gesserit?

      • OperationOgre [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        You mean you can’t put yourself into bindu suspension if you get buried in a landslide?

    • courier8377 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Wait like connecting facial muscles/sensations to beneficially engage other muscles?

    • dustbunnies [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      me too!

      are you also an ear rumbler?

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        holy crap, I had never heard that term before. just looked it up and my mind is blown that not everyone can do this. are we really a tiny minority? what a strange ability.

  • Alisu [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    I once went to the doctor because my eyes hurt. My eyes were fine, these on the other hand…

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Wtf sinuses go back that far?

    • coeliacmccarthy [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      they go all the way back baby

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    As Juice says: don’t drill a hole in your head.

    • Taster_Of_Treats [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I mean that is true here, but I think they mean your brain rather than your sinuses.

  • Weedian [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I had a terrible sinus block once that made my top back teeth hurt soooooo bad it was the worst

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Restate my assumptions: One, Mathematics is the language of nature. Two, Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. Three: If you graph the numbers of any system, patterns emerge. Therefore, there are patterns everywhere in nature.

  • Cherufe [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    clown-to-clown-communication clown-to-clown-conversation

  • tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    That damn frontal sinus tho. Trans girls, amirite?

    • lil_tank [any, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      You mean the frontal sinus is, like, more prominent on AMAB bodies? Just curious!

      • tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Exactly! For those who have a really prominent brow, it’s a really invasive surgery to reduce it.

  • TheDoctor [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Drill a hole right into the triangle of death

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    8 months ago

    Relatable for many reasons

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