He would.

Is this not the same trailer that was released weeks ago…?

When does the next shipment go out? I missed my chance on launch day…

It looks great, and I’m sure the team worked hard on it (from what I’ve seen, at least)… But I just can’t in good conscience support this after what they did to Kojima. The game looks like this in my memories from when I originally played through it years ago, anyway.

Oh, true! I forgot about that. I remember that being an issue with Link’s Adventure but not as much for EoW, though.

As much as I loved these games, they are not the ones I would’ve thought of first for checking them on the Switch 2…

We actually got two masterpieces out of this one title. The remake was an absolute perfect remake.

Mama Mia, papa pia, baby got the DIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHEEEEAAAAAA!

Cool. I like the Studio Ghibli vibes.

There’s the door, asshole.

Yuck.

No.

This is the state of the world right now: insane ideas like this meant to be an April Fool’s joke instead seems like just another crazy and dystopian headline. It’s not fun anymore…

Nintendo’s been saying this for decades, though this particular message is ridiculous.

But I still love playing my old SNES games. The Switch was laughably under-powered, but I still sank hundreds of hours into dozens and dozens of games… Because Nintendo values gameplay over spectacle. They’re not the only ones, of course, but I think they consistently do it better than most.

Damn, that’s terrible… Did they not have family or someone to check in on them regularly? I guess if she was 65, they thought he was in good hands…

I don’t know how easy it is to contact hantavirus. Does it take one rat or a lot?

We will really behind you, Clinicallydepressedpoochie!

The only way they’d assist people suffering from homelessness.

OH HELL YES! I love these pseudo-retro beat em ups! The borgs gameplay looks really fun.

Wait, doesn’t the 2nd game end on a huge cliffhanger?!