i want them trained on me so that our future robot overlords will respect me… maybe create some simulacrum of my consciousness to live on forever
i want them trained on me so that our future robot overlords will respect me… maybe create some simulacrum of my consciousness to live on forever
a very small percentage of helium will disable the phone
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undersea cables… the threat was about cutting undersea cables….
stfu, nobody said the entire internet….
just read the article before trying to debunk the title….
they’re quite capable of taking out the satellite portion….
see also: Starfish Prime
… weird how you just replied to the title of the article without reading it…
then we have no constraints - even moral - left to prevent us from destroying the ocean floor cable communications of our enemies,
they’re talking about cutting ocean floor cables…
and
In recent months, Russia has been accused of interfering with GPS navigation systems, causing havoc on commercial airline routes. As a result, flights from Helsinki to Tartu, Estonia, ground to a halt for a month in April.
nothing about nukes.
the could’ve sued him to stop…
i would guess near night clubs and the like… they’re more likely to use them, and drunk people are more likely to toss them willy nilly…
reminds me of when i had a backpack with all my stuff stolen by knifepoint….
also, get another one. i’d bet the person that bought it for you was hoping to play games with you…
i just want a phone that constantly spies on me and sends recordings back to mama cloud….
pretty sure that’s illegal and they can sue for the maternity leave pay as well as discrimination….
lots of corps(e) don’t want to employ mothers of young children, as there’s lots of legally excused absences and they can’t press them for as much overtime….
i mean sure, they said it first… but i made it cool
you may… but you should know it’s a south park episode where that’s in the iOS terms of service….
i highly recommend you watch it
edit: sorry, Human CentiPad
well aside from it taking up a lot of space and making a lot of noise, there’s a water and gas line hookup that probably requires permission….
but they do make really small ones that can only do a couple garments at a time.
usually marketed for long haul truck drivers….
give me an app that doesn’t touch any other part of my phone and doesn’t require signing some 300 pages of terms of service where i agree to be a human centipede… then maybe
i remember the good old days, when you had to use scissors to physically cut a head out of a photo, and then glue it to your porno mag
i like how flesh simulator’s stories are all well cited though….
most conspiracy concerned people just say random stuff and never back it up….
they look like they could be related….
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but it would be a fun fake conspiracy theory to start….
huh, i don’t really see it…
i’ve been obsessively commenting on reddit for years… i’ll live on forever