Trump… just rebuild! I’ll help you call my guy who does buildings for me. Problem solved!
Trump… just rebuild! I’ll help you call my guy who does buildings for me. Problem solved!
You wouldn’t eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let’s eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!
It’s already Christmas ⛄🎁! I don’t know what you’re talking about.
They will have tractors that run on explosive charges I’m sure. The Ukrainians get ruzzian lemons and they’ve been making lemonade 🍋.
I don’t even have a single Nintendo or game of any sort. My kids got dupped by YouTube and so now it’s either cry or pay for that shit…a few years ago… Today though, they are old enough to get pissed at things. I shall explain what Nintendo is doing so that they make better choices in the future.
I’m now pretty sure we got our last Nintendo switch game. I’m not going to buy out kids anything Nintendo anymore. They are the most recent RIAA.
Many brought binoculars to confirm its existence but went home empty handed. Trump’s penis was too small for a balloon. Some said they noticed a 5mm sharpie mark that looked like it. Others said it looked just like Jesus. Yet others kicked him where a nutsack would have been.
It’s not impossible as many are thinking. However I would never vote for another Republican lying bastard asshole ever again. But think about how we move oil around the country besides stupid trains. We use pipelines. So now just build one and fill it with water rather than oil. It won’t pay for itself because the price of water is so much lower than oil. But if you all want some water, it’s just a long ass straw.
Come round everyone! I got a proposal! How about we buy up entire city squares, then remove all vegetation and houses, then build endless labyrinths of corridors, cubes where we can live. And elevators and stairs to reach the next level! Using an elevator is just like riding a commuter bus thru the 4th dimension! Because you start at your cube and suddenly you’re at the cube on the next block that corresponds to your cube! But see you didn’t have to travel a full block horizontally! You rode vertically!
Paid for by business of the North Part of the world… c’mon guys! Vitamin D and coffee!
Yeah let’s not do that. Only in fun stupid comments.
Instead we should continue this whatever it is. Give Ukraine ammo, let them use it up. Give them so more.
We’ve seen what happens when the US goes to war to defend others. We’ve seen what happens when the US replaces leaders. Etc, many scenarios have been played already. We should just let ruzzia use up all it’s might so it can become a more equal fight.
The Ukrainians would be very proud when they finally get to live in a free country that fought against invasion and won. The ruzzians would never attack again and hopefully become productive and against war like Japan or Germany.
In other news, 5 kids have been jailed for possession of one barbie and 7 ken dolls. As we all know, there are unknown war applications to these sort of toys…like empathy and other sentiments.
Take it to Africa and drop all the stuff in the 🏜️ desert
Let’s believe it this time and drop it on him first?
C’mon Ukraine! Do Moscow!
But he can clump the clump?
Childless couples and single bachelors finally united by one powerful force!..still childless? Okay so basically two guys and a fertile woman united by another guy! Finally the family we all need! Oh. She’s already 52? Well, keep trying. That’s the spirit!
Can I just borrow the wife? Mine is totally okay with that.
It looks like you’re about to say something racist… Is it okay if I record it?
“At least one party must give consent before someone can record an in-person conversation in Idaho”
Can I record it before you deny it? Thanks!