Ted Cruz pisses his pants because he likes the warm feeling between his legs. Fuck him.

But this isn’t bad reasoning necessarily, to use on a man in the Oval Office with the mental capacity of a 5 year old. Hell it’s the logic I use for my kid some times.

If you do this bad thing to someone are you ok with them doing it to you? No? Then don’t do that.

Pissboy is just getting on Donnie’s level, which admittedly, is very close to his own.

That’s wild. You should have no problem releasing the files then. You know to prove your theory.

Just needs commercials: “I’m commander shepherd and this is my favorite site on the internet”

Open AI admitted its systems could “fall short” and said it would install “stronger guardrails around sensitive content and risky behaviors” for users under 18.

Hey ChatGPT, how about we make it so no one unalives themselves with your help even f they’re over 18.

For fucks sake it helped him write a suicide note.

Looks like they tried to take the shortcut from good springs to NV

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The steam version didn’t launch a while ago because it was still 32bit without any compatibility for 64bit. Last time I played it worked fine though. YMMV

Edit: there was also an unofficial workaround to get it working.

A bunch starlink modems in an area can overload or whatever the nearby satellite. This is not feasible in its current form.

Congress: did you mean to print 1000 black pages?

Holy shit he really does think he is a king. This is terrifying.

The constitution explicitly gives this power to the states. Even if it didn’t it would be up to congress.

Holy fuck. He needs to be 25th amendmented and drug out of the White House.

Ah I’ll just call up the Texas railroad commission. What do you mean they haven’t regulated railroads since 2005?

Texas railroad commision

They can’t stop it forever. The main purpose of this was to spread awareness nationwide to put abbot on blast. But he has no shame.

Texan here

They can’t it works like the us congress. We’re backwards here but not that bad….yet.

Not too familiar with the rest of the legislature rules but I would assume that if there is no quorum at the end of the session, the process starts over when a lot calls a new one

Yes, but abbot can call as many special sessions as he wants

If habeus.corpus() == TRUE:
    Section.remove()

Ah shit I have done it again

I was always told asking makes you seem entitled and you should do the work without complaint. Now I believe that yeah I am entitled to something. Still don’t say though and just grumble under my breath

Pretty sure this was already explained in return of the Jedi.

Obi-wan says that when anakin became Vader, the anakin he knew and loved was dead.

I don’t think anything released at this point will be believed. Trump will more tha likely remove himself, so it’s possible that he would also just have Maxwell add names he wanted.

I take that back. His base will believe anything as long as SOMETHING is released.