This thread is fruit bat approved btw

FruitBatAnon

>w<

Sry, my brain is so broken xwx

Still waiting for insurance to get me essential items I need to live without feeling like I’m developing early-onset dementia

https://hexbear.net/post/4094840

:3

The fact I handled the report for this one only slightly excuses me remembering it lol

There is no escape

I tried this but he could tell

I didn’t sleep that night >w<

Thank you so much

If I combine this with @AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net’s idea about pressing it into the same shape I think this has a chance of working

I’ve been spending so much money on gems for so long that he doesn’t even bother to make me show him the certificate of authenticity anymore

While we’re yugioh posting

Convulsion of Nature should’ve been a field spell

I love gimmick cards like this, does anyone know any more good ones? They don’t have to be competitively viable x3

Skunks are wonderful :3

As a representative of another underappreciated animal, the noble fruit bat, I am bumping this post to the top ^w^

Hearing family members seriously tell me that “cars represent freedom”

MMmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmm freedom

The lights on a car’s dashboard indicate impending financial ruin

Pay special attention to the “check wallet” and “bank account pressure” lights

Thank you mister Ford

Yeah, he has this place figured out (derogatory)

My “favorite” antics of his are when he uses his billions of alts to argue with himself in replies to threads (which he also probably made) and ppl react to it like any of it is organic. Although it is better than sexually harassing women soooo

I assume this is basically an open secret at this point

He should love internet mods with how much they let him get away with shit at this point

Getting food poisoning from food pantry food is such a Victorian vibe btw, kinda funny but can’t recommend

Glad to hear!!

I heard that under Mamdani u can’t even walk home from the communist grocery stores in NYC without being accosted by swarms of fruit bats

Brave small businesses have opened up providing fruit bat resistant grocery bags but the regime has started offering FREE night classes to the fruit bats about how to open anti-fruit-bat bags

Sad our country has come to this

I wanna live in a world where if u leave the door open too long instead of flies coming in or smth, big wild fluffy non-ebola-carrying fruit bats just come into your house and start eating all your fruit

Known problem with fruit bats

No, I haven’t fully considered the implications of this

Dawg I don’t even live paycheck to paycheck anymore - I live single food item to single food item LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHSh

Wishing for the best

Rutracker is actually goated

The only place other than Steam u can reliably get native Linux games