Viva la Comic Sans!!!

Or all the countless women and Harvey Weinstein before the 2017 NY Times piece.

I have fallen and landed with my full 200 pounds on the phone held in my hand grinding across 2 feet of asphalt. The scratch on the case is barely visible.

I walk the dogs on the beach at night, dropped the phone in the surf and watched the lit screen at night in the dark washed up the beach 20 feet away from me under the wave. I’m still typing on this indestructible beast.

You will pry my xcover pro 6 with swappable battery out of my cold dead hands.

Freedom!? That is our sacred word!

You’ll pry my tabs and red stapler out of my cold dead hands.

Zoomies happen for us as soon as we get home from the walk in the park, never in the park. Hardwood floors. Tom n Jerry and Loony Tunes creators obviously had dogs.

Yeah, we’re the opposite, we have a chest freezer in the garage on top of our kitchen freezer, so basically unlimited.

Same hunk of brown sugar for 10 years. Is there a shelf life? We don’t eat that much sugar…

Not my parents, me. Brown sugar goes in the freezer so it doesn’t dry out and become a piece of granite.

Every American has to try that at least once. Minus the orange subtance, but that one is my personal preference.

Driving to work 110 miles a day meant I had to get gas once per week, driving out of my way, stopping to get gas cost me 500 minutes per year as opposed to the two seconds to plug in at home. Totally a no brainer. I HATED stopping for gas on the way home from work at 11 in the evening, or whatever hour really. I think of people tied to ICE engines the way people were tied to outhouses a hundred years ago.

schwa for “uh”

That’s all I needed to turn an incomprehensible explanation to “oh! Got it!”

You my dear sir or madam are a GOD for introducing me to that particular day’s panel.

Can you explain your user name?

I’m worried it’s the end of an era. They have really high quality product, all of it!

As I read your comment, I suddenly had this image of a cat pausing, back leg straight in the air, looking up at me from licking is asshole, with a ‘What’??" expression on it’s face.

Young Diabetes!

Love the T1D analogy, from another mental T1D…

google has been crap as long as I can remember.

Eh what’s that sonny? I member when the term “Google” meant sumpin! Stomps off angrily waving his cane

Me at 8 weeks wondering what all the fuss is about.