I don’t want any of those things

Motherfucker

It’s literally a free money from dumb people machine that he bankrupted by using it as his personal piggy bank.

Now he’s turned the RNC into a free money from dumb people machine and he’s using it as his personal piggy bank.

“Henceforth no citizen shall enjoy any rights unless they are capable of defeating the self-appointed arbiter of personhood in a debate. But be warned, he will only ever argue in bad faith, has unmatched endurance when it comes to moving goalposts, and if he senses an impending defeat he will simply rattle off a haphazard list of logical fallacies before declaring himself the victor and storming off. Also he will only accept challenges from those who have yet to earn a high school diploma.”

Tbf there are probably far-right people who are more like the latter. Just b/c I do not recall ever hearing those arguments does not mean that they don’t exist!

Those people are working with the heritage foundation and other far right think tanks. They understand that their brand of mask-off fascism is problematic to a lot of people, so they allow their ideas to percolate through various right wing media outlets and entertainment personalities. By the time their ideologies reaches the mind of your average voter they’ve been neatly repackaged as “hey we’re just asking some questions here, we just want to get the facts straight.”

What do you call it when a cow jerks off?

Beef strokin’ off.

If you still think Republicans will ever give a shit about anything Trump says or does, you should probably have a doctor look into whatever head injury is causing such delusions.

Jesus: Give your money to the poor, forgive sinners, pay unto Caesar what is due to Caesar.

Republicans: Hey! That brown skinned, middle eastern, Jewish hippie is saying a bunch of commie shit! Let’s crucify him!

proprietary search engine

it “would make Stallman smile”

So do they just know absolutely nothing about RMS?

Since when is Orban Trump’s favorite strongman? They each have one of Putin’s nuts in their mouths at all times.

The cops? Abusing their authority? Selectively enforcing laws to engage in personal vendettas against people? They would never! /s

Trump will just say he can stay at Mara Lago … since Trump owes him one

Alternatively, Rudy will live in a cardboard box since Trump has never been one to recognize when he owes people anything.

You know what? I’m just gonna say it: nouns suck.

Man, maybe keep that fetish in the bedroom if those are the best lyrics you can come up with.

It’s a Netflix show. Obviously they’re gonna cancel it after the second season.

I’ve seen what AI thinks a hand looks like. I don’t think I’m ready to see what it thinks a dick looks like.

Yeah but then you’ve got Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman/Gene Takovic believing everything the serial killer says at face value.

meant to keep the Speaker on a short leash while Matt Gaetz does… well… whatever he normally does when he has a human on a leash.

Matt Gaetz has no interest in doing to members of Congress what he normally does when he has a human on a leash. You have to be at least 25 to become a representative, that’s at least a decade too old for him.

How does Wojack Tate look so much like the real thing?

Facebook the product is still called Facebook, Google the product is still called Google. It’s only the parent companies that changed their names, their products kept the same branding.

Twitter the product has been, or is being, rebranded as X along with the company.