Well fork this shit ;-)

56 “…this is the age a man begins to achieve true power in life.”

A CCD is generally one of two types of camera/imaging device. I was kinda being as ass, like point a camera at the countdown on your washing machine.

That said, I’m reasonably certain I’ve seen something on the HA forum where someone did exactly that. Frigate NVR to dump a screenshot every few seconds and OCR app to create an actionable counter in HA.

That’s called a CCD ;-)

I just used zigbee and put a repeater right next to the fridge. The big ass coin cells in the sonoff temp sensors are lasting around 6 months. Would probably be longer but I have the sensor with a screen in there.

Obviously YMMV if you have a SubZero or something, but in my jankey LG it works fine.

Crap… I really enjoy the taste of inkjet paper too 😔 Can someone recommend a paper with less face in it?

Melted down into bars and lost somewhere in the Swiss banking system?

I assume he’s just going to swim in a gigantic Scrooge-McDucky vault full of them. Naked, wearing only the power loader from Aliens.

This is so awesome. I can add it to my collection of commemorative Star Wars coins. I bet it’ll appreciate in value 🤣

You may be confused about the way that microphones work ;-)

I’m expecting the barcode license plates any day now after Ben Jordans adversarial noise video.

Awesome 😎

Yeah, can’t say I’ve ever seen the sense in it.

That sucks… but you hit the nail on the head at the end. He doesn’t have much choice, he’s surrounded by it, marinated in it… it will always be easier to choose hate and ignorance. Understanding and compromising take work, MAGA lets you hate almost anything and still be welcomed.

I mean… neurodegenerative diseases suck. To be fair 60ish percent of them were always going to end up yelling at children to get off their lawns.

After eating dinner I’m not feeling great about my comment… but yeah, waiting for them to die and trying to fix the damage is basically my plan.

Personal white noise generators?

So… who owns bit.ly at this point? ;-)

I mean lots of old people go quietly insane… the world moves on and doesn’t want their “wisdom.” MAGA feels like a club or a religion, it’s accepting as long as you want to own the libs or whatever.

It’s a simple version of America that feels like the good old 50/60’s… family values, beating the communists.

To answer your question, I tell myself they will be dead soon. We need to focus on saving the country, not our folks. Let them go.

Beta testing the residual self image filter… your boobies have been inserted into the matrix.

That one kills me… I couldn’t even get U400 or however it goes. My doctors all blew off their chemistry prerequisites so they couldn’t fathom another human being keeping track of different concentrations.

Pens designed so a literal blind person can work it out by shape :-(

Ah well… it just adds to my country’s rich history of nonsensical metrics.

I think that truckload should be the new standard unit for ~30 anit-vaxxers.

I propose the we call it T sub L as a challenge to the poor folks still trying to write Fediverse mobile clients ;-)