Samsies. Although, I have quoted this here and there.

Just don’t fall for the subscription service.

After having a customer chew us out for something that wasn’t our fault he had us follow him to another room to discuss some more work. He borrows my tape measure and tries to measure something on the wall and the tape keeps falling over and flexing. It finally hits him in the face and hands it back to me and says “I’m not familiar with this type of tool”. I think he saw our faces turn red and eyes water up as we were trying SOOO hard not to laugh.

This was the exact video I was hoping it would be.

This is how I learned that Cuckold Simulator was a thing.

“Deltree C:\ . /Y” I think it was.

I don’t think I could be on a flight with this guy.

Kid’s gonna break his thumb

I saw them when they opened for Primus. Killer show.

My “city” has a scattered population of just over 700 people.

Buddy and I had to meet with the school counselor for talking about PHP.

I just discovered this my self.

Free money!

Or the poop withholer

Computer guy, car guy, electronics, camera guy, guy who can lift things guy.

And my computer

Great band

This is fresh