sourquincelog [he/him]

I didn’t know what verb to use, alright?

    Sticking it to disaster victims

Imaginary boomer imaginary hexbear

If you disregard the rust, sharp corners, inability to use the bed, quality control x100 and disgusting CEO, the truck is really good at going zoomy tho

Is that the one the other Biden (Beau) was the legal defense for?

I wash it down with a big glass of the lemonade that kills you

The older I get, the more vindicated I feel by choosing to completely ignore philosophy as a concept

For anyone curious, here’s NPR doing their best to run cover for “The Story Behind Kamala Harris’ Truancy Program”

Passed in 2011, the law allowed district attorneys to charge parents with a misdemeanor if their children missed 10 percent of the school year without a valid reason.

I thought you were talking about the drone in the screenshot at first lol

More realistically, in that situation, they will be very good at raiding and terrorizing their neighbors

America’s rabid dog continues biting its neighbors. “He’s just misunderstood”

I mean, he was literally in communication with the cops and they gave him carte blanche to open carry an AR into a crowded area, so, basically, yeah

My ashtray with a pile of smushed prerolls all with a half-inch+ of flower

Women employed by a Taliban led government doesn’t sound especially liberatory

Glass Onion is easy: annoying tech guy trope (musk, zuck, SBF)

Loot is obviously a reference to Melinda Gates/whoever divorced

I’d say so much billionaire content because our society pays a lot of attention to billionaires. It’s not like we have Royals anymore. Wealth/power fantasies.

The Disney-Netflix merger is going to singlehandedly save the western economy for a year or two

18 years meatless and counting

Like that SNL skit where Phil Hartman can’t remember what his real voice sounds like, that is me after a day of toil in the customer service factory

For real. I was raised on slop, now that I’m a vegetarian, it doesn’t mean I don’t like the foods I grew up eating.

I guess the point is that we don’t need to rely on expensive substitutes made by the same corps that own slaughterhouses to make tasty, nutritious vegan food