I appreciate the sacrifice to show us this beautiful toast, knowing that to wait and take a photo would render it cold and therefore bad toast.

Give a man a tariff hammer and all he sees is tariff nails

It’s a neat story really. A castle cannon that was lost technology, people knew how to fire it but not how to build one or repair it.

Just noticed the tag still on his cuff and the lack of shirt under the jacket. What is the source for this one?

FUCK IT WE’LL DO IT LIIIIIIIVE!! UHHH!!

Google photos will do it to ya, every single day

Bloodzucker

Dude looks fucken OLD

https://media1.tenor.com/m/33EzbxFZQnEAAAAd/yogurt-spaceballs.gif

And I fell for it too. I had the turtles sewer boat, but always actually wanted the zeppelin

My friend, be the second breakfast you want to see in the world

Absolutely my dude, stremio is fantastic. The only reason I still have Netflix is for my youngish kid and I haven’t found parental options for stremio yet

tfw no Sue Catwoman

What an amazing woman

I’ve had an excellent pedestal fan for 10 years for my bedroom. It’s brilliant and does everything you want, but it also has a blazing bright light-up screen to you show it’s on. But I know it’s on as it’s blowing air, I know it’s on oscillate as it’s turning - why does it need to show a neon sign in my bedroom at night with no way to turn it off? Mental.

Lt Kusanagi from Ghost In The Shell for me

Trinity from the Matrix

Joss Whedon does love writing strong women (no comment about anything off screen )

The acorn of your dad’s eye

The big wheels down at Cheese HQ

Also: focus on yourself and you’re content 👍

At a theme park I saw a seagull swoop in and steal the sausage out of the hotdog that they held