Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.
Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.
“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”
He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.
Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!
Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.
I once opened for the Melvins and had a killer fire extinguisher solo. I was warned not to return.
Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.
“Hey router, I’d like to talk to-“
(Throws packet to the ground) YOU WILL TALK ONLY IF I WILL IT.
(Slaps another sandwich down) FOR THE HOLDERS OF THE SHARE.
(Everyone in the restaurant) FOR THEY SHARE THE HOLD!!!
Any time the power goes out some person needs to say “Wooooah” with mild alarm.
This guy is all set to rock out with his cock out.
Come to think of it, there were some twerking fellas on the grassy knoll.
This error is brought to you by MEGA BURGER!
In the kitchen it hums with delight,
A mischievous microwave, quite a sight.
With a twist of its dial, a dance begins,
Uneven warmth, where chaos wins.
The best part of waking up, is bustin that morning nut.
This is the Mark 477 tactical short, which crushes the marine’s crotch, making them the ultimate killing machine.
Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!