rhubarb [he/him]

In the EU they have to sell it as “pink cocaine-like drug”

Hexbear is full of liberal tankies that want to destroy the US constitution (I’m trying to make a site tagline here)

It’s really telling that it’s always Slaanesh these people choose to over-dedicate themselves to, rancid vibes

lmao “experience baldness”

This one is probably my favorite common misunderstanding of Marxist dialectics, the radical centrist dialectics, never fails to make me smile

Are we finally going to learn whether Mothman is real?

Finally someone confirms it, now we can put the debate to rest

Yeah just running around in one without the smurf cosplay would probably stop work for a short while, but I bet there are things you could spray in there that would force them to rebuild the whole thing.

Clean rooms are a really smart target for sabotage, we should be taking notes. I wonder what the most effective thing to use to contaminate them would be.

These kinds of stunts seem harmless until you realize that next time they could smuggle in cucumbers

I don’t get why people defend them, they aren’t even that tasty and make my stomach hurt

Sadly a real implementation of this would likely have more than five lines of text

They are just letting him say stuff, huh

Oh no did they get the other ear?

what these “revolutionaries” don’t realize is that the easiest way to get to power is to simply identify with the people already in power

Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature’s color these days, because of convoke

Why are they telling me about a pop star’s endorsement in another country’s election in the main news broadcast of the day, can’t we at least pretend to not be a vassal state?

we really need to kick these proshippers out of the 9/11 fandom, IT IS NOT OKAY TO SHIP EITHER OF THE TWIN TOWERS WITH GEORGE W BUSH

I bet he has a rolling attack

I got 173 ms average (92nd percentile), but I did use my gamer monitor which might count as doping