Trump leans into it and starts leading a singalong version of Creep at his rallies

do you have a link to allegations of SA or anything? i went on google and couldn’t find anything

real food. meat option, veggie option and vegan option dressed up to be star wars. i’m not asking for gourmet dining but it has to be better than the pictured meat mound and granola bar.

alcoholic beverage options. someone here mentioned drink tickets and that’s a good way to introduce actual value for what you’ve paid.

instead of a screen, how about building these stupid pods into a sound stage with practical effects, even having it be a less obvious screen outside of the window for increased immersion?

you are very invested in defending this stupid treat and it’s weird, honestly

i love paying 5200 dollars to eat a kid cuisine and watch tv to fall asleep

i wish the shit this guy says didn’t have consequences. he would be the funniest person on earth if he didn’t make the world worse by existing in the public eye

thank you! this info filled a hole in my brain

my favorite part is the sound they play when shit sucks. it’s like a violin played by someone who is full of dread

OWNER: hi, my name is Jonathan Blumpo and I’m the owner of Grease Pit BBQ. for some reason the city is close to shutting us down

cut to a charcoal grill in a completely enclosed kitchen

EMPLOYEE: we keep telling John to take the grill out and invest in a smoker and some general ventilation in the kitchen area but he keeps screaming at us and throwing wood chips at our eyes

GORDON: so this restaurant has no windows, no vents, and you’re cooking with charcoal indoors?

OWNER: yes, but- but Gordon, my father started this business 5 years ago as a way to get me out of his house, I literally cannot afford to ventilate this place and pay my rent

cut to owner dumping a golden wheelbarrow of cash tips into the back of a Ferrari