Him winning was what got me interested in politics to begin with.

Hearing adults say they would vote for the president because they wanted to drink with him made me very nervous, and I’d say rightly so.

How many school shootings are allocated per year there?

Thanks, I have a new version of hell to fear now.

Well, as long as trees magically suck pollution out of the atmosphere in extremely high numbers, and sequester it for at least a few million years, that should be fine

Otherwise, we’re probably fucked.

I say, as punishment, Luigi should be made POTUS.

That was punishment fit enough for trump, and Luigi has helped far more Americans than trump ever will

Slowly?

The number of hurricanes, floods, droughts, earthquakes and fires on all the news sources would indicate otherwise.

Darth Musk: Execute order… 69420!

Battle droids begin running around with pretend chainsaws saying “don’t I look cool mom?”

Lobot: And that’s why he’s the richest man in the galaxy

Chewbacca: You don’t talk

I think their goal was to get to autonomous robots and AI and whatnot before global warming starts killing off people in the millions and damages the global economy to the point that all that money is worth a lot less, but I also think they don’t understand that that kind of thing only works in a healthy, continuous society.

“They” generally referring to the ultra wealthy. Maybe they watch too many movies and think once you make an intelligent robot it just does its own maintenance.

Also, I’ve heard there’s a chance there’s radioactive fracking water all over the place

Trick question: it’s always America

And the no-bid contract goes to:… The Carrier Steam Company, established 2026, by Donald Trump Jr.

Totally above board, of course. Although the Chairman would be Donald Trump Sr. Which would be a conflict of interest, except the Supreme Court would decide it’s not.

Whoa, hey now, watch your tone when you talk about the country that elected an ancient felonious pedophile to its highest office not once, but two times, because he didn’t get enough crimes done the first time.

38. At this point I may as well stay and make sure they don’t kill themselves by being old.

They sure make the attempt.

Wipe out the last 40 years of heritage foundation rot, or we may as well kiss this shitty country good bye

Hell, I accuse him on a daily basis, only because it’s so blatantly obvious.

Even a child could accuse him, because they have first hand knowledge of his crimes.

That’s really the important part.

And with them goes an entire world that was devoted to them, advertising to them, proselytizing them, indoctrinating them.

It might be hard for the world to adjust, honestly, it’s been so damn long. And the boomers that are still around think they’re going to live forever, from the small sample size I know of.

Well, whenever trump is in office, they start printing the things like crazy.

Turns out inflation exists, literally no one knew about this until just now

I’m glad I don’t know more about aviation and human nature so I don’t have to worry about this as much as it probably warrants.

People who are used to not facing real consequences, directing 200-ton metal tubes full of humans through the air above us?

Probably fine.

I suppose I could defend capitalism. Here we go.

Ahem. It could have taken a shorter period to destroy the environment, I suppose.

Alright, that’s all I’ve got for it.

The amount of adult stuff being deliberately pointed at children has increased quite a lot over even just the past couple years, because the corporations know that no one is going to come after them for it.

Hell, at my work, we replaced a court-ordered anti-smoking sign with a giant wall of cigarettes, so that we could make room for a bunch of new fruity flavors of nicotine pouches so that kids can become new addicts.