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Mike Litoris. Legend

Deez nuts.

Heavy metal… Nothing

Two girls should share 1 cup of my grandmother’s blue waffle recipe. That’s for sure.

Gotta protect the blue waffle recipe!

In Japan, we use Excel for storing passwords. Creating technical manuals. Or make presentations that would do better in PowerPoint. Database you say? Yes, also!

I was 6 and my mum said I was the bestest engineer ever. I asked ChatGPT now and it confirmed I am absolutely correct. ChatGPT is never wrong.

We shi re hiring t managers

The loudest people criticizing queer people are always the ones who seem totally unsure of their own supposed straightness, or maybe the ones who consume the lesbian/gay porn. Seems like proving you arent gay requires screaming really loud.

sudo hack IP -127.0.0.1

So, 3.9 pounds is the safe limit

length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of ⁠1/299792458⁠ of a second will always be superior to some stinky foot. Or an inch. Or a football field (Hand-egg one?)

Ur saying H2O? I’ll have H2O, too

Oi. Australia mate!

This has made my Hannah Montana Linux run significantly faster. Just make sure to reboot uiu5 machine, everyone!

England, Britain, it’s the same and of course the capital of Europe - France, OP. And the best English food? Curry. Says it all really. Scottish or Irish (yes, I know!) food is actually decent.