I mean, he looks strong, but look how hard he’s having to work to hold up his phone… I can do that with one hand while on the loo and barely even have to flex!
I mean, he looks strong, but look how hard he’s having to work to hold up his phone… I can do that with one hand while on the loo and barely even have to flex!
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It took me a while but “cocktails” for anyone else out there like me
“You ARE the droid I’ve been looking for”
This is a great quote, I also like to say (especially in places like airports or government buildings):
It’s not a rat race, it’s a rat queue.
Hang himself by his own retard, is - in my opinion - a suitable alternative here
Ain’t that the tooth
It’s hilarious to me, that “safety first” is written second