

I had very constructive arguments about this with my grandma :
- Can you fetch one the green tiles ?
- What green tile ? You only have blue ones.
- Goes to fetch it herself. See ? A tile, and it’s green.
- But it’s clearly blue…
- I don’t know what you mean, can’t you see that it’s green ?
- I can see very clearly that it’s blue.
- No this is green, this is blue, and the tile is closest to green.
- It isn’t though, it’s definitely closest to blue.
- A while later
- This is pointless… Let’s just call it turquoise.
- Turquoise it is.
- The next time
- Your new oven mittens are quite nice, the blue goes well in your kitchen.
- They are green…
Why pretend to be a bride when you could pretend to be a dinosaur ?