“Because a warlock is interred on Gothams soil.” I’m sorry, WHAT?!

Never played NV, did it rip off the most dramatic moment in bioshock?

They don’t know how to use the shift key to make capital letters. They are lost.

I have been using at minimum a 3 bladed safety razor since I was 14. I have a feeling I would obliterate my face if I tried using straight blade.

You’ve obviously not spent enough time around gym bros. I have on multiple occasions overheard conversations about using it as a butter substitute because, "…it has no calories. "

A month’s worth of rice would actually be a pretty smart choice for the money. Unfortunately that’s not how that pittance will be spent.

The people supporting rfk are the same nutjobs who supported Stien and Johnson. Those are not conservative losses.

I mean, if there demands were not made of dreams and pixie dust, maybe I would get behind them. They literally have no plan beyond, “we want all oil to stop and the world to be perfect in eight years.”

Every election year I hear about this magical 3rd party that will save us from our shit choices. The only thing a third party would do is split democratic voters, leading to even more republican wins. Despite what left leaning media bubbles say, Republicans are not unhappy. They don’t want a 3rd party for themselves and they will keep voting R until the grim reaper rips them from this plane of existence.

My two year old, currently potty training, was sitting on my lap as I put her pajamas on. The conversation went as follows:

Baby girl, “I no poop on daddy.”

Me, “thank you sweety and daddy doesn’t poop on you. It’s a deal.”

Baby girl, " it a deal." hugs

In a lot of fantasy the terms are already neutral and only denote magical specialty. Witch - magic user, with a familiar, specialized in potions Warlock - magic user, specialized in the demonic Wizard - magic user focused on pure magic

Agnostic-atheists are honest. Nostic-atheists are hubristic, fools.

Extreme medical intervention does not count as surviving outside the womb.

Fun fact, no one who was aborted ever had the cognitive ability to give a shit. Your empathy is so high into overdrive that you believe you can feel like a fetus.

Can it survive outside the womb? If not, its still part of the mother and entirely her decision to remove it from her body.

Will it kill the mother? She takes priority as a living, thriving person with goals and aspirations.

I dont understand when people think Firefox didn’t have their shit together. Been using it since 2006 and never had an issue. Ya’ll must be doing some serious browsing.

Shirts only weigh down a friendship. Just count yourself lucky if he shows up with pants.

I’m not sure YouTube ever wanted you using adblockers.

I’m not sure YouTube ever wanted you using adblockers.

I’m not sure YouTube ever wanted you using adblockers.