Check out North Sylamore Creek. I don’t think that it qualifies as being “in” the Ozarks, but it is at one of the trailheads for the Ozark Highlands Trail. The hiking trail is really beautiful and has lots of different sights. There is also a cavern nearby called Blanchard that is worth a visit.

Last time I hiked on that trail we arrived at the Blanchard Springs area there was a huge Cub Scout campout below the huge rock face. There were hundreds of them. As we walked through their gathering a lot of them offered us breakfast and that was a really cool experience.

I would not want to be one of those dudes in long gowns and fancy hats carrying a wide selection of scepters across parallel sky beams right now

I suppose we’ll be seeing the people who will inevitably excuse and then endorse her behavior start impaling their puppies on spikes in the front yard just so they can also be “telling it like it is.”

I predict that Rosanne Barr will appear on television with her face smeared in fresh dog blood and wearing a necklace of tiny skulls before the end of this year, sneering into the camera “oh are you TRIGGERED lmao???”

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