I’ve been arrested twice… both times misdemeanors with no jail time.

The most memorable part for me was being instructed to strip naked, then squat and spread my cheeks so they could see my asshole and make sure I didn’t have a plastic baggy of cocaine or shiv turtle-heading.

I seriously doubt Trump had to suffer the same indignity, despite being charged with felonies.

I’ve also followed myself on my Calckey account, but nothing is coming through. Seems like Mastodon is more Lemmy-friendly, and vice-versa!

I mean… the STAGE?!?

“Look at all my top secret documents! Pillage them! Then kill or imprison dozens of our assets for an encore!”

And look at that… my reply from Mastodon appears here in Lemmy. Ain’t the Fediverse grand?