Dude it’s Lemmy I’ve seen people here miss Simpsons references

Who in the world asked for Carmen Sandiego

Partial transplant from a living donor was not viable for her. It would have immediately failed, leaving her with no liver at all, and then she would have died because she wasn’t eligible for a full transplant. Doctors will not perform a procedure that guarantees death. The article explains this

In the commotion nobody’s brain would parse “that guy just threw coffee on a baby” because that’s not something you immediately consider

To many, federation is a solution to a problem that doesn’t really exist for them. In their mind, the early model of federation is like email, a problem that was “solved” years ago by having one corporate product that was much better than others (Gmail).

To add, on top of that, the fediverse is like if gmail could just randomly decide to stop receiving emails from outlook addresses and there’s nothing any user can do about it except make another email for when they want to email outlook users.

I don’t think fediverse proponents know just how catastrophically this terminates their entire pitch in the minds of 99% of internet users

We couldn’t go out

Why the hell not? Lots of via rail lines across the country have random little stops out in the bush so people can get on and off. There was no reason to not open the doors and let people walk around.

After being inundated with lots of facts your ability to perceive more facts drops. It’s actually a very high quality graph and therefore the account is misleading.

Weird that it actually made note of that but didn’t put it in the summary

I started on beehaw and moved here because they got too defederation-happy. I don’t want to post on an antisocial network, if I want to be alone with my thoughts I won’t go online at all. It’s a valid choice for them to make but I believe in Lemmy because I want a non-corporate non-evasive Reddit, which kinda needs lots of different communities.

Which is how they are now

Long press the homescreen, wallpaper and style, themed icons

Let me just write down my appointments on this cartoon old-timey video camera

Yeah these icons are all distinctive

He’s clearly referring to the bacon dispensers in every public bathroom that only produce wind when you press the bacon button.

Yes, pushing the GOP away from trumpism by working with someone who is willing to compromise will be good for the country because Republicans will always exist and it’s better that the ones with power are not insane.

That’s the shrimp piece

It means your life expectancy immediately increases. There are some things that, depending on your age, improving won’t improve life expectancy. ie, a 99 year old doing something that reduces their risk of colon cancer but nothing else will not reduce their chances of dying because something else will kill them first with 100% certainty.

Quitting smoking decreases risk of death for absolutely everyone in every circumstance

Must have accidentally mistaken your classmate for his own child

Lemmy vegans really wanna kill cats

Union busting and child labour and still can’t get prices down. If that’s not a terrible CEO I don’t know what is.