Maybe they just have a long thumb lol

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But that’s five fingers

Man oblivion walks are the best until a crazy woman comes at you trying to steal your soul with a fancy sword

At some point I’d rather just carry a power bank when I go camping or something instead of carrying a huge phone daily

Can we be part of canada

What about the brown eye

Humanity needs to get its shit together

We have to be hip and shorten it, so like maybe instead of package manager it can be pacman or if maybe by distro so like the popos can have a pop shop

The hardest part is picking a username and seeing what the name of the app store is on the distro

But then how do you make them suffer if they leave?

Wow how did they get that cpu in there

Setting up immich and seeing the memories of what I did on this day x years ago made me want to take pictures every day of whatever like food or something I did at work just so next year I can see what I did, I wonder if there is a journal app that has a feature like that

Just take care of a real finch and cut out the middleman

How do we prevent sodium lauryl sulphate

Bone buddies? Just sounds like a casual sex group, who would have thought it was about actual bones

Or if you need an implant just get one from great grandpa

You’re allowed one wood popsicle break for a ten hour shift in the mines

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