That’s basically what Tumblr is now

Queoup

In the UK, too. The whole process seems designed to be as intrusive, dehumanising, and shaming as possible.

He’s seen some shit

a) Don’t sell yourself short bro, many of the best people are weirdos

b) You are going to feel SO stupid if you meet a horny coin fanatic tomorrow and have to turn them down

Um ok how did you get that pic of my bedroom

“Should we try to hide the one with the typo?”

“No. Make sure it’s the first one people see.”

The dummy putting together the original post obviously realised if the instruction was “wear pink or blue to show what sex you think the baby will be”, it would’ve gotten in the way of their faintly racist boomer joke.

But they didn’t have enough braincells left over to realise the whole thing now doesn’t make any sense.

Sounds like maybe they’re feeling rattled. They wouldn’t need people to march for them if they weren’t widely hated.

This took me way too long to get. 😬

What a fucking world we live in

Both work, but I’ve always heard it as “So the barman gave her one.”

Maybe mine is the British version idk

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrrr!

Tfw you’re such a creepy, unlikeable person that even the secret pedo island doesn’t want you

Always been quite fond of Melontusk. The name, not the person

And The Orange [blank] works well, e.g. “The Orange Horror”. Maybe even just “The Orange” tbh.

Even more than that, it’s a verb. “Have you done the hoovering yet?” or “Don’t make a mess, I just hoovered” are both perfectly normal sentences here. 😃

Hope his ghoulish family shoves him under a golf course and forgets about him, like he did with Ivana.

I know Wymondham but I’m going to have to look up Garboldisham.

What about Towcester, Bicester, and Happisburgh…? 😏

I really, genuinely, have always loved Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. It’s got a reputation of being lowest-common-denominator toilet humour, which… it always was. And it had a lot of problems, the worst being that three fifths of the original cast had quit by the end.

But it also had an awful lot of heart. A totally different writing style to any other sitcom I’ve seen. An amazing dedication to silly wordplay. They were constantly trying new things (two public votes, two musical episodes, a horror episode, and a live episode). And there were some genuinely great performances, particularly from Natalie Casey (who carried the heart of the show in later seasons), and, weirdly, Beverley Callard.

Even when it did totally fall apart towards the end, they brought in new cast members and somehow managed to make it feel like a return to form.

Also The Murder Game, a BBC crime-scene investigation reality show that I desperately want the right TV executive to hear about so they can reboot it. 😬

Dude at least use a spoiler tag or something. 😅