mayo_cider [he/him]

George W Bush could do the funniest thing right now

deuteronomy 13:12

Some people play games, some are g*mers, some people jerk off, some are gooners

Reducing people to “labor resources” is demeaning and dehumanizing, especially with the manufactured unemployment everywhere in order to suppress wages and pit workers against each other

The 6 hour bionicle lore video is more beneficial to the society than any slop produced by the mainstream media, if nothing else it provides an outlet for a special interest instead of endless manufactured drama in the entertainment industry or even news

I actually posted that to couple of group chats after posting that, I enjoy confusing people just as much as I like making them laugh

I also underestimated my friends, couple of them understood the joke immediately

double barrel shotgun

You mean super shotgun?

It’s the same as jerking off vs gooning

I want to share this with someone, but I’m not sure I know anyone who understands the context

It’s like posting loss in the group chat

I’m for one state solution, from the river to the sea

Jesus was an otter before his time

This is 100% of garfield strips

Jim davis is funny, but he can’t help but over explain his jokes

must be a ghost in the shell

If your empathy ends at the border, you don’t deserve empathy from outside the border

great opsec

funnily enough whenever my friends ask me about a political subject that I haven’t read about yet, 9/10 my vibes based analysis is scarily correct

the best recent example is probably the nordstream pipeline explosion, we were just drinking and hanging out when it hit the news, we weren’t through the headline before I said that this doesn’t make any sense for the russian side, it must be us or ukraine

that said, no investigation, no right to speak, always validate your wibes

oppose anything the US does

70% of historical materialism in five words

Historical materialism is just academic vibe check

Clearly they need some targeting practice

I met a hexbear once, they yelled “death to all whiteys”, pulled down my pants and pushed me to the oncoming traffic