Lvxferre [he/him]

I have two chimps within, Laziness and Hyperactivity. They smoke cigs, drink yerba, fling shit at each other, and devour the face of anyone who gets close to either.

They also devour my dreams.

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Cake day: January 12th, 2024

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  • Apparently I’m a human raised among the smurfs, but still unable to use their language.

    It gets worse. They often start saying something, drop it before the critical part, then talk about something else. “I need you to buy something for me, can you… ah, I need to clean the cat’s litterbox.” style. To the point I’m often saying “finish the sentence”.

    But wait, there’s more! One of them is most likely autistic. And she still does those family things all the time, but now with messier and over-detailed explanations. Full of “things thinging things”.




  • “What I can tell you is that over the years, conservatives, libertarians, were just pushed out,” Sanger said. “There is a whole…army of administrators, hundreds of them, who are constantly blocking people…that they have ideological disagreements with.”

    “Oh noes, people in Wokepedia aren’t willing to accept my opinion that gravity doesn’t work on Fridays!”

    “Wikipedia is losing its objectivity @jimmy_wales,” Musk posted in 2022.

    If you’re really, really invested on 2+2 being five, then 2+2=4 becomes “subjective”.


    In my opinion Wikipedia being hosted in USA is a liability. Or even being hosted in a single place, whichever it is.





  • You’re going to reinvent soy sauce, mayo, crop rotation, and reversi. And soup.

    The villainess is a better person than the heroine.

    If you’re a commoner the king is bad. If you’re a noble you and the king are bad SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! the king is good.

    If your father got a title, you won’t inherit it.

    The guild ranks go from H~E to A~S. You’ll start at the lowest, but immediately get promoted to a mid-high rank.

    Your first guild quest will be picking herbs. You’ll pick a lot of them, in perfect conditions.

    You’ll get the crest/job/skill that is overpowered as fuck, but everyone believes it to be useless.

    If you’re reincarnated as a man your companions will likely include a showy catgirl and a tsundere female elf. Later companions may or may not include a dragon girl, a dwarf girl, the demon queen, the ghost of a maid, and some pet.

    If you reincarnate as a monster, you’ll quickly get a human form, or a humanisation skill.

    “Slow life” means everything except slow life.

    The title is 75% English, 25% Japanese.



  • Any fuckin windows?

    No. But at least some of those doors are cardboard. You need to test it out before claiming it’s impassable. And, sure, once you pass through someone is bound to screech “WHY DID YOU DESTROY THE CARDBOARD DOOR, YOU VANDAL? It took me a day to build it!”, but that’s part of life.




  • It isn’t just slang; people often hate any sort of language change. Cue to the Appendix Probi, written in the fourth century; the whole list boils down to “write this, not that” because the new generations of the times were saying stuff like

    vetulus non veclus [old man]
    coqui non coci [cooked]
    aqua non acqua [water]
    auris non oricla [ear]

    and writing it as such! (Those examples are specially fun once you look at the Romance languages.)



    • fw = fuck with; to bother with something, to be often enjoying something
    • jjk = Jujutsu Kaisen; it’s some anime series
    • toji = Fushiguro Toji, a character from the anime series above
    • phonk = some hip-hop subgenre
    • edits = she’s referring to AMVs, like the 40yo says. You pick a bunch of video scenes from a work (often an anime series) and plop some music over them.
    • to go hard = in this context “to be exciting”, “to be really great”

    So, translated: “I don’t even care about Jujutsu Kaisen, but those AMVs using phonk music and Toji scenes are bloody amazing”.

    And uh, today I’ve realised I can instantly recognise anime references but I had to websearch what’s some “ivy league”.

    I just wanted to say thanks to anyone who may have donated.

    I just checked it. I got no money so I’m donating feelings. (I hope things get better!)