

Omg you’re so right
I must commit sword theft
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Omg you’re so right
I must commit sword theft


This is “I win the lottery and get forced at gunpoint to spend it on something frivolous” levels of expensive but DAMN this museum replica of a late-1400s Czech longsword is so pretty




Struck with the insatiable urge to get a sword and learn to use it 


I’m still working on the rules but here’s what I have so far:
The cards themselves originated as a Tarot-like divination tool. Consisting of 6 groups (suits) of 6 cards for a total of 36 cards. Each suit represents an area of someone’s life such as Love, Wealth, Health, etc. (the rest I’m working on) and each card is marked with a symbol representing the following: Oblivion, Death, Stagnation, Growth, Birth/Rebirth, and Unity (with the universe)
With the colonial government of the region outlawing local spiritual practices and introducing gambling as a way to settle disagreements over property ownership rights, the cards lost their spiritual connotations and became primarily used for recreation, even after the fall of the colonial government.
The game is (tentatively) called “Fate”. The goal of the game is to end up with the best Fate each round, determined by the value of all of your cards combined. The player(s) with the worst Fate at the end of each round are eliminated until only one player remains in the game.
Rules:
Fate may be played for money or for fun. If playing for money, a buy-in amount is decided collectively prior to the game starting. The winner receives all of the prize money at the end of the game.
Each card is given a value from 1-6, with Oblivion being the lowest and Unity being the highest. In this game, the suit doesn’t matter. One person deals out 3 cards face down to each player, with an extra 3 cards placed in the middle of the group representing the “universes hand”. Any cards leftover are simply set aside until it’s time to deal again.
Each player may only look at 2 of their 3 cards, and may check those cards at any time during the round. When a player takes their turn (moving clockwise from the dealer) they may offer up 1 of their 3 cards for a blind trade with any other willing player. If more than one player accepts the trade, it is up to the turn-taker which person to trade with. If no players accept, the turn-taker may decide to trade with the universe’s hand, keeping all cards concealed.
After all players have taken their turns, all cards are revealed, and the player with the lowest score is eliminated. The Universe’s hand is not considered a player unless you’re playing for money, in which case the final player remaining must play a round against the universe. If the universe wins, each player receives their buy-in back.
I’m thinking of doing something where getting 3 of a kind does something outside of granting points, like 3 unity cards granting that player a “second life” or 3 death cards meaning instant elimination alongside or instead of the actual lowest score, but I haven’t worked that out yet. I’m also realizing after writing this that the player who takes the first turn is at a disadvantage strategically, but I might leave that as just part of the game. I’m probably going to have to test it out a bit IRL.


Us crows and owls must unite against the anglos
I have your back, always. To the skies, comrade!


Objectively false. You’re not even the worst bird-poster here! You still have your dirt while I haven’t even found my knives



Took a break from writing a short story to create an in-setting card game and as of today I’ve spent more time working out the game than I have writing the short story
I’ve fallen victim to one of the classic worldbuilding blunders


Hardcore to the New Mega! 


It does not bode well that mine is 


On one of my playthroughs I had just finished the temple of mara quest line where you help some people around riften find love only to turn around and immediately have the courier hand me the dark brotherhood “we know” letter


I had the inverse of this where we basically quarantined a section of the kitchen and spent 8 hours over the span of a week prepping custom dishes with replacements for someone with a “severe dairy allergy”. Turns out they could “make an exception” for butter, milk, cream, cheese, yogurt, and ice cream and turned down all of the custom dishes. 8 hours of work we could have spent on other things


transzionism


In this house we love our trans comrades


I think I’m finally going to sit down and commit to learning a language. If anyone knows for good Spanish resources (especially ones focusing on Latin American varieties) I’m open to suggestions
Semi-related, does anyone here have any experience with the Che Guevara volunteer brigade run by the Canadian network on Cuba? I’m considering signing up for 2026 if I’m able to


ENCYCLOPEDIA [Legendary: Failure]
We’ve done it! We’ve found the only real communist!


My family’s grey cat loves water too! He will beeline to the bathroom the second he hears someone get out of the shower/bath and roll around in the (drained but still wet) tub. He’s a very sweet old man


I lost my bud in Vietnam.
Dropped my weed down a tunnel



VOLITION [Easy: Failure]
Don’t worry… We will find the real communist someday


Oh fuck I forgot to link… 
I guess I’ll have to go the rest of my life knowing I’m a lib 


Everyone knows that all communists spring forth from the soils of the Rhineland
Holy shit this goes insanely hard