I’m in a tough spot here. I know I shouldn’t knock it 'till I try it, and I REALLY want to tell you that this is absurd and ridiculous. But for me to say that,I’d probably have to try it first, what if it’s really disgusting? Even worse: What if it’s really really good? Would I have the courage to tell anybody about it?

Instead,can I just how you ended up trying this in the first place? Were you desperate on a desert island? Or did you lose a bet?

I’ve met some men from Florida before, but this is the first time I’m getting to meet the esteemed “Florida Man”

It’s truly an honor.

(My apologies if I’ve incorrectly assumed your gender, but I have a hunch about this one.)

I think C-Smash VRS is just about entirely one-handed. Last I saw there was a free demo so he can even try it to be sure.