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Uhh, hey, Donnie? We’re going to need you here to open on saturday too, okay, thanks. And, uh, please tuck in your shirt; I heard corporate is doing inspections this week.

The UN was built to rinse the blood from the hands of imperialism, not to stop it.

This was even before 2-3 attempted assassinations

Trump winning, constantly looking over his shoulder, jumping at every loud noise and gazing too long at every 18 wheeler he sees might be the funniest outcome for a manhattan billionaire

Pretty safe predictions here, so I’ll take a wild swing: Isn’treal shoves Iran into full-blown war ahead of schedule and elections are “delayed”.