He’s a Chinese puppet
He’s a Chinese puppet
Every night is drag queen night!
Become politician
Have friends that make weapons (maybe you just happen to be invested)
Start a war
Oh, they realize. That’s the problem.
Weeds needs trimming. Or in this case punching, stomping, and and a good old dick twist
I mean it’s clearly a typo on OPs part. I’m sure you think it’s funny but they make a very real and scary point.
Travelling out of state?
Police: “You’re only 50 miles from the state line so you must be travelling out of state.”
Showing “signs” of pregnancy?
“Whelp, you’re obviously very upset about something right now and hormonal imbalance is a part of pregnancy so you must be pregnant.”
Now a pig can say they have probable cause that you are committing a crime and can detain you. So ya, no driving while pregnant.
By now he’s received the most votes for Speaker than anyone in history, right?
I say "Christo!
You say “Fascist!”
Christo!
Prosecution wouldn’t offer a plea deal unless she had information to offer.
It’s not the prosecution saying “ok, you speak the truth and we cut you a deal.” It’s the defendant’s lawyer coming to the prosecution and saying “here is what she has to offer and if she says anything but this you can revoke the deal.”
Prerequisite
What special treatment are you referring to?
Gotta cryogenically freeze this man’s DNA.
The oolllleee dick twist
They can keep her.
Grab his dick and twist it
Quick someone call Walt Disney’s guy. You know what I’m talking about. Ya. Give him a ring. Tell him I’ve got a really big project.
Saint Peter like “damn dude, come on in, fucking legend, bar is on the right, tell Gabriel to pour one for ya on me”
Stop. I can only get so erect.