Is it a humblebrag? Were you making this meme while stroking your willie, OP?

Nah, it just shows that the masks have fallen down

Omfg, I’m 100% sure there are corporate cunts who are saying that

Larry, somebody shat in your pants and, spoiler alert, it is you

Yoo, people who say “oh my, mastodon doesn’t have likes and algo and that’s what makes it perfect”, are you nuts? Good suggestion algorithms are the only thing we need in our services be it music, video streaming or social networks. I just came to mastodon, how do you expect me to find people to follow? It would be so much easier to select from somewhat relevant posts than to google who to follow on mastodon because its search engine works like crap. Lemmy is getting good now because of communities migrating from reddit, but huge accounts from twitter don’t sway so easily as mastodon is not so good as a twitter alternative

You’ll also have an awesome gf soon, my man, I believe in you