I finally looked up this guy after seeing his leftist griftosphere reply guy antics on Twitter before Musk burned that site to the ground and it turns out he has a design company in New York. I checked out the website and boy, it does not look like he’s designed anything since the late 90s. No wonder he spends all his time posting gotchas on social media.

As a dual Australian and Canadian citizen, good. Fuck Gina Rinehart and fuck Danielle Smith.

I wonder if he ever read the 5th book, Mostly Harmless. In that book there’s an aside which describes how the people of the planet Golgafrincham tricked all the useless members of their society (management consultants, etc) into thinking the planet was doomed and getting on a ship to escape the planet which they programmed to fly to another salary system and crash into one of the planets there. That part of the book always stuck with me, and more and more I wish there was a way we could do the same to Musk and his billionaire cronies.

Of course I don’t think Musk has actually read any of the HHGTTG novels, especially not the 5th one so maybe there’s still a chance?

The puppet’s face is also based on Picardo’s

Wait til you see the sequel

It’s been a long time since OnePlus could claim to be a budget brand. That ship sailed a long time ago.

Ok it’s fake, never mind.

Did he really just openly plagiarise Dril’s second best known tweet?

“…while vowing economic opportunity as a path to reconciliation.”

I’m guessing this means making deals with first nations groups to grant corporations the right to strip mine natural resources without federal oversight while paying relatively tiny subsidies to indigenous owners.

They had mostly made up by the mid 70s.

I can’t even imagine the amount of bullshit that woman has to deal with, being trans person in Florida.

The joke is trying to id an Uber

I have this issue too, caused by the anxiety I have knowing that the moment I have to speak publically my mind goes completely blank and the more I try to recall the worse it gets. To help overcome the issue I take a few minutes to make a brief list of notes at the end of every day that outlines what I worked on that day and where I left things.

It ends up in me mostly reading off a list but since I work remotely I just put it on another monitor and it’s not a big deal. I give it helped a ton and I feel much less put on the spot at the beginning of each work day.

Fair

I have a question: does anyone actually buy the McDonalds Hamburger (like, the basic burger). I’ve never ordered one and I feel like anyone who wants something that basic just gets the cheeseburger.

I wonder if the drone pilots look like this while they’re doing their thing?

There’s nothing wrong with pineapple on a pizza with tomato sauce. In fact, it’s delicious. Maybe it’s too acidic because they’re putting entire rings of pineapple on their pizza.

Also, this sentence:

“We’re showing that even an ‘Americanata’ — an American gastronomic mishmash — can gain acceptance here if it’s recreated properly.”

😒

I’m sorry to tell you that being an island doesn’t help when the internet and globalised media exist. Australia has plenty of right wing dipshits in government taking notes from the US too.

I know it’s not “real” Turkish delight but Fry’s Turkish Delight is delicious.

Has he ever paid for anything?