Funny, that’s almost the standard text my company uses for auto replys. It’s something like “your e-mail is not going to be forwarded and not going to be read until I return”.

That said, many employees read e-mails during their holidays, probably because they are curious.

Den Endgegner nicht vergessen: morgens ab 8:30 geöffnet. Damit man auch nicht vor der Arbeit hin kan.

It’s been ages since I played it, I don’t remember that it gets better. I should have listened to the reviews back then, because they all said that it was generally very easy and might bore more experienced players.