what dwugs awuwu on and can i haz some
what dwugs awuwu on and can i haz some
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


if my skirt isn’t longer than my dong i won’t wear it


Intel fucked itself harder than a starlet riding industrial equipment equipped with a dildo.
Consequently, they are cutting almost as many corners as major construction companies do.


As much as I agree, we need to think about the normies who, in many communities, only connect via cursed FB.
That site should burn in hell but until Uncle Jim and Aunt Mel can use some place just as well it will harm when those walls fell.


i used to work for secretary of state police and driver privacy was taken deathly seriously.
glad to see alexi’s keeping up the good work.


FLARED. BASE.


What kind of freak drinks coke?
You snort powder, ffs…


At 30kph, a pedestrian hit by a car survives 90% of the time.
At 50kph, it’s 50/50 if a pedestrian dies.
At 70kph, it’s 90/10 dead body.
As someone in that lucky 10%, I’m all for more enforcement of speed limits.


If anything, castrating a sex offender makes it _easier _ for him to commit offences.
Far less DNA evidence plus the relative ease of cis men getting testosterone and erectile dysfunction pills.


I’m a degenerate gambler. (Gambling and food are my addictions. I’m working at dealing with both.)
I’m disturbed by the rise of online gambling.
I hate seeing gambling everywhere nowadays. I know it’s a symptom of our sick societies, where only suckers work because work won’t get anyone but your boss wealthy, so gaming becomes an escape where one hopes to not need to do that which instead becomes a trap where one can only do that.


use a better image :)



demotivator spotted!
Also the Aussie election is next weekend.
Sure it takes a minute to determine results but it gives fairer results.


why is there a blank post


Thank the gods I’ll never have to listen to their algorithmic sound butchering ever again.


The British pronunciation, which is closer to how North Americans say “mom” except with crisper consonants, works.


Projection is confession when one chooses to inflict pain on others and self.
They want to abuse children. By blaming trans folks, they ate seeing up “see they do it too!” as cover for their evil actions.
Dr Beck is good people.