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Look, I’ve seen the gay agenda first hand and all I can say is that Lisa Frank did an ✨ a m a z i n g ✨ job.

You are all false prophets. The time is clearly 26:71.

Plot twist: They both go to OnlyFans.

Adun toridas.

“Test suite”?

Depends on whether she raises her head.

As pictured:

• Depending on the ammunition, her ass jiggles either sightly or substantially
• Her hat is probably displaced
• She wishes she had doubled up on hearing protection

Lots of things could go wrong here but him pulling the trigger from this position is relatively tame. Stupid as fuck, but tame.

She will feel no effect from the barrel heating up as the other commenter said, for two reasons.

First, one shot doesn’t really do much to the barrel temperature - you’d need multiple shots in relatively rapid succession (i.e. several within a few minutes) for the barrel to start getting uncomfortably warm.

Second, the barrel isn’t resting on her gluteal cleft; the receiver is. This part of the rifle is designed to be held.

This is basically vegan rabies

Both of the excused jurors were replaced later in the afternoon as a new cohort of 96 Manhattan residents filled the courtroom. Half of the new group — 48 — said they could not be impartial and were immediately excused.

Thank you for clarifying that half of 96 is 48, CBS News. I’d never have figured that incredibly important detail myself.

Who cares if it’s normal? Your choice to eat a PBJ every day hurts absolutely nobody and if anyone judges you for it I’ll smack them in the bicep with a rolled-up newspaper.

The reason I’ve heard repeatedly is that distilled water isn’t just harmful because it doesn’t provide minerals, it’s that it strips needed minerals from your body.

I don’t know the exact mechanism and can’t be bothered to look it up, but there was a WHO study years ago that reported this finding.

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Bonks Drugs Snuggling Manicotti

in that order

A more apt comparison would be Monsanto with corn.

lmao gottem

just don’t get caught with that bill at tax season

Meh, I’m pretty sure the IRS will agree to a payment plan for a small monthly fee on top of the payment, which at this point is almost certainly less than what I’m paying in these fucking usurious interest rates.

Look at this fancy mf able to see Orion at night without it being blocked out by ludicrous amounts of light pollution

Belief has nothing to do with anything. The resolution that granted Texas membership into the Union allowed for Texas to divide itself into five separate States, but not to leave the Union.

I’m not an expert but I believe common wisdom says you’re supposed to choke them.

Yeah but the difference is this stuff kills you on the order of decades instead of minutes.