Aww, go on. Just a teensy bit of genocide, as a treat.

Could go either way. We don’t always have to repeat history.

It could be moved onto a special “reservation” where it could continue to live in its own way, with its ancient customs and traditions.

Zip disk/zip drive? wiki link

I like this so much that I’m now disappointed it isn’t real.

She’s only just been released from his overcrowded, underground sex-trafficking dungeon.

That’s where the green post-vegetable liquid lives.

I would have done that deliberately because it’s hilarious :)

Glory to you, and your house.

The UK - there was a badly thought out “protect children from the Internet” policy from the government, which has resulted in quite a lot of websites simply blocking the UK entirely - including wherever this image was hosted (probably imgur?).

No. He needs to take more. The amount he’s currently taking is a measly “woke-trans-vegan-lib-radical-left amount for girls”.

If he was a real man and a genius, he’d double the amount of ketamine and cocaine he takes every day.

So twice as much today, 4x as much tomorrow, 8x as much the day after…

I’ve got a:

“Content not viewable in your region”

Can anyone help?

Did you give them a “human-style bath” with a bowl of water and soapy stuff, or did you give them a “cat-style bath” by licking them clean with your tongue?

Firstly, great guide image at the top there. Very useful, thank you :)

Secondly, that AI slop article is hilarious.

“Cut the shampoo into manageable portions” :D

You may already have the answer from the other comments - but specifically for subtitle transcription, I’ve used whisper and set it to output directly into SRT, which I could then import directly into kdenlive or VLC or whatever, with timecodes and everything. It seemed accurate enough that the editing of the subs afterwards was almost non-existant.

I can’t remember how I installed Whisper in the first place, but I know (from pressing the up arrow in terminal 50 times) that the command I used was:

whisper FILENAME.MP3 --model medium.en --language English --output_format srt

I was surprised/terrified how accurate the output was - and this was a variety of accents from Northern England and rural Scotland. A few minutes of correcting mistakes only.

I’d also accept a variation on that Christopher Walken bit from Pulp Fiction…

“He was captured and put in a Cardassian prison camp. Now he knew if the Cardies ever saw the baseball card it’d be confiscated. He’d be damned if any spoonheads gonna put their scaly grey hands on his limited edition baseball card, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this baseball card up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the baseball card. I hid this uncomfortable piece of cardboard up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I sell the baseball card to you.”

Attempt to set the new world record!

9 Cadbury’s Cream Eggs

Google reckons this would be: “Yn ddwfn yn ninas danddwr R’lyeh, mae Cthulhu yn gorwedd yn cysgu, yn breuddwydio”

It’s easy - you just mark all the zonks that contain an ezinamabhasi.