Aaah, Dr. Fünke, the world’s first analrapist.
Aaah, Dr. Fünke, the world’s first analrapist.
Hahaha, I had almost forgotten how good that face is. The eyes, the lip, the ears… perfection.
I’ve seen quite a few people with the old Carlsberg logo tattooed on their bodies. Imagine being a beer lover only to discover people think you’re a Nazi. /s
There’s two choices in this election:
A convicted felon or a worthy presidential candidate.
In a sane(er) world this wouldn’t even be considered a choice.
“Fuck, they missed the old geezer…”
The first line always hit the hardest.
Lacking the power of patience you went mad, to the point of not even realizing the planet fell apart. You continue to feel trapped.
For an amusing read on how well their navy did against the Japanese, in 1905, check out Battle of Tsushima.
The Russians lost 5.045 and 21 ships (more captured and/or damaged). Japan lost 117 and 3 torpedo boats.
Here’s an entertaining video on their journey to Japan.
Trump: I will make this country such a terrible place to live, you won’t believe! You think Russia is terrible? Just wait and see!
Millions of Americans: Fuck yeah! Let’s goooo!
I applaud your time traveling prowess, Louisiana, even if you’re only capable of going backwards.
The proposed amendment includes raising the federal age to buy a gun from 18 to 21, banning so-called assault weapons and mandating universal background checks and a waiting period between the purchase of a gun and its delivery.
It… it doesn’t sound horrible, but I’m not American so I probably underestimate how important immediate gun access is to keep the wheels turning.
I’m not familiar with the story you’re referring to, but typically a hard landing doesn’t necessitate a search/rescue team. Unless it’s a very hard “landing” into the side of a mountain, for example.
Yes. They found 18 bullet holes in him and 280 spent cartridges on the premises, but it was concluded those had nothing to do with his passing. /s
A friend of mine is a prison guard, in Norway, and from what I recall him telling me, a solid 6 months (out of 2 years) of the education he took to become a guard was spent studying law. It’s probably more comprehensive if you want to become a police officer.
The cybertruck looks like something a 5 yo mocked up with crayons.
I need to dig up my first grade notebooks… I’m pretty sure I can claim to have designed the Cybertruck in 1983.
I seem to recall having widgets on my lock screen a decade or so ago, no?
“Until the missile launcher is deactivated…”, they say, referring to the missile launcher that “cannot be deactivated”.
Even if it were true, I reckon the whales would rather stay away from wind farms than have the entire planet go to shit.
Survey marker, used by surveyors to calibrate equipment. So I’ve been told, anyway.