That sure is something. Jesus Christ.

Can you follow directions? Congratulations, you can cook! It’s really not that difficult, cooking is just simple chemistry.

When I was young my mum bought me a cookbook and once a week, usually Sundays, we would make a recipe or two that were in it. Sometimes full meals, sometimes just desserts, etc. You’ll learn by doing, so get yourself a cookbook or find a cooking show to watch if you’re a more visual learner. Just put yourself out there and try. I believe in you.

Second ice cream question I’ve seen today and it’s really making me want some.

I generally eat my ice cream out of a bowl where I use a spoon but if I’m in a situation where I’m eating it out of a cone then I use my tongue.

There’s one on kbin: !CrusaderKings@kbin.social but it only has a few subscribers.