I thought so, while writing this, but the only way to make it perfectly clear would probably just be to spoil what is going to happen. Any warning, as dire as they may be, may be seen as a challenge otherwise.

Yeah, but tomatoes are berries and thus fruit, not vegetables

Oooohhhh, those memories - back then, when I googled and the results always linked to ExpertSEXchange - but the company proxy server blocked that because it obviously is a porn site… 🤦

Nein, bei einem versehentlich, weil ich das Menü zum “als Spam markieren” offen hatte, leicht neben den Button getippt hatte und dann direkt der Link darunter aktiviert wurde. Sonst sind die zu auffällig.

Den Statistiken nach war wohl übrigens sinngemäß “hey, ich glaub ich hab deinen Schlüsselbund gefunden - schau mal das Foto, ist doch deiner oder? Link” am effektivsten bislang in der Firma.

Klar: hier ist es - hunter25. Ist trotzdem sicher, hab ja 2FA aktiv. Mein 2-Faktor Code besteht nur aus 5en, ich sag aber nicht in welcher Reihenfolge!

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Tipp: Wenn man Mails immer sofort ungesehen löscht oder ein paar Wochen liegen lässt, hat man die beste Quote der Abteilung bei den regelmäßigen Phishing-Tests!

(Unfreiwillig über den langen Sommerurlaub getestet - ich hatte danach zwei Mails die mir gratuliert haben, dass ich während meiner Abwesenheit nicht auf die Phishing-Tests in der Zwischenzeit reingefallen bin)

Doesn’t that also allow them to write stern letters?

Everyone should have experienced working retail. That should reduce the amount of Karen’s massively!

Öhm… Wat? Steam, was hast du gesoffen?!

Townsfolk: “No one dares to go even near these woods. Even $WellKnownHighlevelLegendaryHero found his end there!”

Tavern: “Keep away from the woods to the east!”

City guards (obviously more experienced and way higher level than the group): “We’ve lost so many troops around there, no one goes there in that wishes to live on.”

“Everyday there are funerals on the towns cemetery - concerning part is, that that only happens on the northern cemetery, where people from the eastern fields near the woods are buried.”

“The east gate of the town is closed. Only the grave diggers may use it to deliver new corpses of adventurous groups and heroes like you”

“You look weaker than the other bunch who dare to come here. Are you suicidal or …?”

“You have the feeling that something’s a bit unusual here. Everyone is armed, even the children.”

“You begin to notice the fine gear and the muscular shape of the bloody, dismembered dead bodies constantly arriving at the east gate.”

“On your way east toward the forest you pass many warning signs, each one getting drastically more graphic that the ones before…”

“You arrive at the edge of the wood, eager to enter. Your game master breaks the fourth wall and directly asks you bluntly ‘Are you sure you want to do that?’ and hands you some dice…”

Öhm… Also… Ist schon seit Gen 2 da drinnen

Synthesis (Japanese: こうごうせい Photosynthesis) is a non-damaging Grass-type move introduced in Generation II.

Erklärt vielleicht einen Teil der Trockenheit?

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That’s the default mode

At first, I was at loss, too. But on a second glance…

When I was working at a local supermarket, we had the instructions to explicitly ask anyone for ID that we deemed 40 or younger, when they tried to buy tobacco or alcohol. For that exact reason.

How it started:

Or you need a customer service agent, but don’t actually care about your customers and don’t want to pay someone

How it’s going:

IKEA

Chevy

…

Oh, wow. Den Brief hatte ich gesehen, aber diese bildliche Assoziation ist mir vollkommen entgangen o.O

Naja, nach was denn sonst? Nach Penissen, die wie eine Unterschrift aussehen?

GPE is only Pro and higher. No luck on home.