I’ve reached a point where I mentally substitute “Dumbass” for “Republican” in any sentence I read, and I’m delighted to report that my usage seems to improve clarity and readability.

give it a shot.

Yeah, the “coach” thing blows my mind. You wanna be a coach? No problem, knock yourself out.

The title of your current role is Senator, you ignorant knucklehead, because the job is crafting laws for the country.