I’m not convinced he knows what he’s talking about. He completely glossed over the fact that the electrons need to be used in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle-arm to reduce sinusoidal deplenaration.

Mamdani

We believe that this guest with household income below $100,000 represents about 40% of our total sales and, based on our data, is dining out less often due to concerns about the economy and inflation.

Uh, yes, as someone who is in this demographic I can attest that dining out less due to vague concerns about the economy and inflation is a very real phenomenon that deserves further investigation.

I literally never thought about this before - couldn’t there just be a revolving door where legal teams sue and settle for basically nothing, then get lucrative contracts from the company they settled against while the company can’t be sued again?

This actually strikes me as a really innovative idea, but as it stands your government grifter program needs a blame-diffususion mechanism to be enacted and see actual usage. You don’t need anything fancy, just fancy enough to satisfy government grifters.

(cw: French language terms for fetish stuff)

The content warning should be for the japanese language terms! That’s why the culture ministry is upset in the first place! Read the article before posting it here please.

Posting my reaction video to learning about the shooting, using this image as the thumbnail, and titling it “Charlie Kirk owns dumb liberal with facts and logic”.

My gut feeling is that giving her that much self-awareness is an optimistic reading.

Hey guys, my reading comprehension is pretty poor. I think what it is is that I really don’t understand the what the word “let” means. The way I’m used to using it, there would be some other individual or entity here with enough control to “let” this thing happen. Can someone clear up exactly who it was that recklessly let Biden make the reelection decision on his own?

I learned this strategy from Dorian Smiles.

Watching a thing isn’t a hobby.

My dad has spent so much of his free time over his life birdwatching that I cannot grasp this statement as anything other than pedantry saying passive recreation can’t count as hobbies. Maybe watching a thing isn’t a hobby by the dictionary, but I think it’s pretty clear what the word “hobby” is intended to mean here.

You can try all you want but you will never teach me to open the articles before commenting.

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The one thing I don’t like about the slur filter is that I start guessing through possibilities every time it activates mid-word like this. I’m sure there’s a federation hassle which justifies doing it this way, but I kind of wish it would just tell the poster to rewrite.

The biggest reason I can’t picture this as a DNC-orchestrated conspiracy is that it would imply the democrats had actually considered the possibility that the 2016 general election might require more effort than going totally afk to enjoy a slam-dunk win.

It’s a decent bit worse than how I read it because I assumed this was on behalf of a daughter-in-law, rather than hey ladies, would you be interested in my deceased son’s semen? You look like the kind of woman who my son would have loved to posthumously impregnate. No, it’s not what it sounds like at all - I already filled out all the paperwork to get the approval! All the legwork is already taken care of! All you need to do is conceive the child and raise it.

HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins have expressed interest in letting H5N1 outbreaks spread unchecked

I am always expressing interest in this. They are so like me.

I’m workshopping an idea for a longterm game where you have to predict good opening sentences for satirical news articles two years in the future, but with a price-is-right stipulation where if your sentence ends up describing literal reality (rather than a caricature) you automatically lose. You have to be the closest to an actual joke without your guess going over into reality.

I can’t picture that happening, but I do think it would be really funny watching Elon melt down struggling to comprehend how his results were inexplicably exactly as bad as was suggested by all the staffers he fired for telling him that.

The more realistic outcome is that this is a groundbreaking and truly innovative new political party powered by superdogecoin which will revolutionize oh whoops we can’t campaign anymore all the money we raised just disappeared when the price dropped jeez completely unforeseeable but very sad for the future of America.

I think Israel has enough problems without kidnapping Greta Thunberg.

He has these ephemeral moments where he just says the obvious thing everyone around him is desperately avoiding and there’s something almost offensive about how funny he makes that.

I’ve had people tell me I’m not giving Trump enough credit before, but this might be the first time I’ve felt forced to concede they’re right.

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