chiefterror [they/them]

Seaweed/yaki-nori works for me, but good suggestion. Mamenori is alright too

I would love to see what happens if you fed this guy an Impossible/Beyond burger* with seitan bacon and didn’t tell him shit from shoelaces. He might not be upset by it unless he’s also fettered by cheese substitutes.

*There are far better alternatives for veg burger patties that aren’t even “trying to be meat”, those two brands are just sorta good at disguising themselves (mostly with marketing) so those are my chosen examples.

Every morning I wake up, I ask myself one thing: against what or whom will I now have my revenge against society?

I have spent the majority of my life so utterly consumed by justified and highly depressive misanthropic disgust, that it’s fully circled back around to cackling Pythonesque whimsy

chained to a sinking anchor