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  • Just remember the republican motto, “It’s not gay if they’re girls.”

    Also, “It’s not gay if both dicks aren’t out at the same time.”

    And, “It’s not gay if only one guy cums.”

    And, “It’s not gay if it’s non-consensual.”

    And, “It’s not gay if I’m the top.”

    And, “It’s not gay if I’m a power bottom.”

    And, “It’s not gay if the person filming it is laughing.”

    And, “It’s not gay if it’s in the airport bathroom.”

    It’s a long list, but invaluable to those that are questioning their sexual identity, especially lawmakers.









  • Firstly, if someone on their own has a seizure or an accident with no-one with them “in a late night busy bar environment, it’s an absolute nightmare for us to deal with”.

    I’ve been working in a fairly busy bar now for over a decade. The amount of times this has happened is actually none.

    He said also “sometimes if you let people in on their own, the reason why they’re on their own is that they’ve got no-one to talk to, so they start mithering other groups”.

    That’s… the fucking point of a bar, you twat. You go to meet people. Have your bar staff trained properly to identify problems and cut off patrons before things get out of hand, otherwise fuck off with your meddling.

    I’ve dealt with an owner like this at my last job. One incident and suddenly we are doing an overhaul of every policy and changing the menu. It’s like they are looking for things to fuck up. I’m pretty sure mine was because all his kids had moved out and he was looking to exert control over something. I don’t know what this guy’s excuse is.