Might be part of an immobilizer system. A lot of “buy now, pay later, we don’t reject anyone for bad credit” places use them. Not that Carvana is like that (I bought my car from them and had a great experience, though I’ve heard other scammy things since then) but since you mention a “third-party” maybe there’s something funky going on.
Most people get to have sex at least six times for this.
I’m sure his mom will step in, just like she did with the cage match.
This is just regular Vogon poetry.
There’s a TikTok trend (I think?) of people drinking the “Grimace Birthday Shake” from McDonald’s and dying.
Idle Thumbs and Important If True feeds both sit fallow in my Overcast. I refuse to delete them in perhaps misguided hopes that one day a seedling will spring anew.