Everything the light touches, young centaur, is your toilet

I see the tail peeking through so there’s a tail hole. Hopefully there is also a poop hatch…although you’d probably have to get a buddy to open it…

Well they could’ve had northsex, but it was too cold.

I think the German is more like “the screw screws to the right”, implying to unscrew turn left. And it’s relying on alliteration as the mnemonic device.

Oh right Rupert is the Daily Telegraph, which is presumably the same bullshit but faster.

I imagine it has something to do with Satan’s arsehole, Rupert, being the publisher of the Daily Mail.

Nah, I think most of the bible is pretty made up.

Don’t be teasing me on a Wednesday, mafucka

It’s made bad on purpose because you aren’t the customer, you’re the product