It never ends with this game. It’s just like an infinite turd coming out of my ass.
It never ends with this game. It’s just like an infinite turd coming out of my ass.
Linux corrupted. Windows update failed and crashed. GRUB has a fatal error.
My computer is dead.
Have none of you see the movie Meteor or the horror series Local 58?
FOOLS!
There’s a bit of an echo in some places.
Having a roll or two of fine.
It’s when you eat the whole damn bakery the problems start.
Dude, I live in one and very left.
I don’t want that… wait, would that mean my taxes would go down?
Just wait until Orthus shows up.
Lol. You and I both know that’s not gonna happen.
I can sum it up in one word: age.
Look, I’m no spring chicken. My age starts with a 4 now, and it seems the age gap between me and the age of the president hasn’t changed.
I’m just tired of geriatrics running the country.
I’m voting Biden, but not happily.
Seriously. I’m up at 0530, but the alarm is 0545.
Such a good feeling.
I like waking up a 0530 to get to work by 0700.
That’s not a joke. I seriously love it.
Who lives in the east Neath a willow tree?
The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun with a Boner.
I get mild sinus infections through the year and get about half a dozen or so smaller ones a month.
I don’t know how else to describe it when one of those brain tickling bastards comes sliding out, but mine is the feeling of relief from a clear nose mixed with the tingling sensation when I’m about to nut. That feeling can make my day
You’re half correct.
If it’s positive, it’s true.
If it’s negative, it’s fake news.
I pay for YouTube and have for years. Worth it and cheaper than cable.
All I have is the three lines.
Ass to ass.