Reddit lib brainworms RE: Russia/Putin makes me want to punch a wall.

Joining.

And Twitter is absolutely inundated with bot accounts, all “verified,” all spewing right-wing bullshit.

Also nice username.

In an apparent reference to those attacks, Bartkus’s manifesto stated “I think we need a war against pro-lifers.”

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Holy fucking balls, it’s already 10:30 AM.

Food banks are already pretty lame. It pisses me off when I ask for money online so I can eat and I get messages about some food bank an inconvenience away that’s open tomorrow afternoon or something. Like gee thanks.

Anyone else immediately think of the scene from Children of Men where they arrive at Bexhill?

There’s really no excuse for outright banning masks except chud “freedom.”

Guess I’ll die then.

Imagine being a Neolithic farmer, being brought to present day, and shown this.

I’m subbed to @translating_falasteen (prob spelling wrong) on Instagram and shit, that’s some horror.

That’s sort of what severe opioid withdrawal is. Your body’s natural pain/sensory signaling adjusts to the hyped up level of opioids (which your body produces naturally, which is why we have opioid receptors), and when the rug gets pulled out from under them, you’re in massive excruciating pain because not only can you feel that bullshit—it’s fucking horrifically painful.

I’m pretty sure that’s not how it actually works, but it’s kind of like that.

I have a unibrow. Uh oh. *Cop knock*

I’m a meth addict and all of my friends are too. Boy oh boy you are wrong about that last part.

Long-term meth use, the kind where you use multiple times a day every day, has the opposite effect from what you would expect. We are fucking messy as fuck. When a power user has a space of their own like a house or a car or a tent—disorganized clutter wall to wall, you often cannot move from one point to another without some weird acrobatics

/r/askportland is surprisingly nice. There’s even people dunking on the OP.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Libs will ban you from their subreddits for disagreeing with this.

I was saying to myself “has to be a joke” over and over until I skimmed to the end and saw it.