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6 days agoI’m watching a friend’s van while he’s staying indoors temporarily. He’s actually paying me in cash (and other things) and I basically get room and board in the form of a cabin-style tent next to the van.
Mention of drug use
He’s also really cool. First homeless person I’ve met in a long time who isn’t either racist nor extremely nihilistic about racism. He’s the first person I’ve met in a long time who does drugs and doesn’t twack out and say stupid shit. He really likes me for some reason.
Horny
But his girlfriend—who’s also really cool—is really hot and not only looks like my ex-friend but sounds like them and has the same biting sarcasm as well.
This kills the crab.
But this cushy deal might be ending in a few days. Sadface.
Also someone SWAT’d me yesterday. Or tried to trololol.