I’m just surprised it’s such a short list. I expect it’ll be much longer by the summer.

Or to put it more accurately:

“Schumer postpones book tour because nobody’s going to show up to give his duplicitous ass the fawning attention he demands.”

Edit: Some of you seem to have reading comprehension problems.

Good.

You’ll get better.

Well, I can’t say this is surprising. Phil McGraw has built a massive fortune by exploiting the misery and mental health issues of others with his folksy pop-psychology grift.