X

lol yep thought of them instantly

Horseshoe Crab: Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Fucking filth

Absolutely this. Poutine. Put it on the list. Do it now.

I’m betting it’s a reference to this:

Mcconnell freezes up

And apparently it fucks your shoulder up big time, don’t do it kids

SponsorBlock,
DeArrow,
uBO Lite,
Untrap for YouTube, and
Shorts Blocker.

I don’t fuck around.

Give ‘em enough reason and that won’t be an issue.

US conservatives sweating bullets because they can’t figure out what the packet contains.

Well it’s not as though there’s much that can really stop you, so yes.

Absolutely. Two besties gettin their human’s back.

The fuck was the guard dog supposed to do, just stop guarding the house? That’s its fucking job. Cat was already on top of it, guard dog knew it could be a diversion so the attacker could get in. Guard dog ain’t fallin’ for that shit. Damn good dog.

You know crazy straws – they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, “we’re going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He’s crazy.”

IIRC, that’s also the term they use for when they, the NSA, themselves do it.

Wow, okay, wait a second. Let’s not get too hasty here. One thing at a time before we go jumping into the deep end, okay?

Same

Fists. Got it.

I assume you mean the kind of talking that involves fists, yes?

Having read the comments section of those three to get an idea, you sum it up very well. Very many don’t care, are oblivious as to why the “charity” is played to so much (re: mrbeast), fully agree with them, and frequently enjoy them doing objectively bad that shit older people won’t, possibly out of vicariousness. They just wanna sit there and watch Ow! My balls!